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343. Peanuts A preacher visiting an elderly parishioner at a nursing home noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed and took one. As they talked. he couldn't help himself and ate one after another. By the time their visit was over, the bowl was empty.
"I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts," he said.
"That's OK," she replied. "They would have gone stale anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off." |
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